Jeep Recalls 90,000 Vehicles After Engineers ‘Completely Distracted’ by Six-Year Hollow Knight Wait

Stellantis executives have issued a formal apology following revelations that the massive Jeep Grand Cherokee recall affecting over 90,000 vehicles was directly linked to engineering staff being “completely distracted” by the six-year wait for indie video game Hollow Knight: Silksong, which finally released last week. The recall, announced Tuesday for potential drive power loss issues, […]
French Government Collapse Inspires Corporate ‘Confidence Vote’ Trend Across America

The sudden collapse of France’s government following Prime Minister François Bayrou’s failed confidence vote has sparked an unexpected trend in corporate America, as major companies begin implementing quarterly “Executive Confidence Votes” for their leadership teams. The movement started at Seattle-based tech firm InnovateCorp, where employees voted 847-23 to retain CEO Michael Stevens after he successfully […]
USTA Implements ‘Presidential Protection Protocols’ After Trump US Open Delay

President Donald Trump’s attendance at the US Open finals has prompted the United States Tennis Association to implement what officials are calling “Presidential Protection Protocols” for future tournament events, following a three-hour delay to Carlos Alcaraz’s championship match. The delay, which occurred when Trump’s security detail established a “moving perimeter” that inadvertently encompassed Center Court, […]