Metropolitan Metros Unveil AI Coaching System That Exclusively Generates Motivational Clichés
The Metropolitan Metros basketball team made franchise history yesterday by becoming the first professional sports organization to replace their entire coaching staff with an artificial intelligence system that specializes exclusively in motivational phrases. The $15 million “CoachBot Pro 3000” system, developed by SportsTech Innovations, has been programmed with over 50,000 inspirational sayings and can generate […]
Fortune 500 Company Launches Revolutionary “Actual Work” Initiative After $50 Billion AI Investment Shows Zero Results
Meridian Technologies, a Fortune 500 consulting firm, announced today the launch of their groundbreaking “Human Legacy Operations” pilot program, which involves having employees perform tasks using what the company calls “wetware processing units” and “manual dexterity interfaces.” The initiative comes after the company’s $50 billion investment in artificial intelligence systems over the past three years […]