Local Gamer Calls in Sick to Watch Take-Two Earnings Call, Has 47-Page Analysis Ready for GTA 6 Trailer Clues

Software developer calls in sick to analyze Take-Two earnings call for GTA 6 trailer clues. Has 47-page analysis ready.
Local Man Waits in Line at TrumpRx Pharmacy for 6 Hours to ‘Make His Waistline Great Again’

Area resident waits 6 hours to access Trump’s new $350 Ozempic program. “This is what patriotism looks like.”