About The Regional Dispatch

The Regional Dispatch has carried the news from our region to yours since 2025. We cover the stories everyone else covers, from the place everyone else skips: the folding chair at the end of the pharmacy line, the cubicle where someone is watching an earnings call instead of working, the HOA meeting that ran three hours over.

Our reporters file every story straight, because that is how it happened to the people it happened to. Nobody in a Dispatch story knows they are in one.

New editions land in the morning, Central Time. You can follow along on X, on Facebook, or by RSS, for readers who still know what that is.

The fine print

The Regional Dispatch is a satirical newspaper. Names and events are fictional except where public figures are satirized. Any other resemblance to real people, living or dead, or to real businesses, is coincidental.