September 2025
35 stories.
September 2025 35
- 29 Microsoft’s Gaza Cloud Service Cuts Force Israeli Military to Rediscover Filing Cabinets Business
- 29 UN General Assembly Delegates Reportedly Confused by Trump’s Climate ‘Con Job’ PowerPoint Tech
- 29 Asian Games Officials Struggling to Find Venues Large Enough for India’s Growing Medal Collection Politics
- 29 Investment Firm Accidentally Buys India Instead of Indian Stocks During Market Rally Business
- 29 TikTok Sale Creates New Job Category: ‘ByteDance Interpreter’ Tech
- 29 Local FBI Office Running Out of Post-It Notes After Comey Indictment Politics
- 25 Congressional Representative Discovers Shocking New Debate Strategy: Reading Bills Before Voting on Them Politics
- 25 Local Actress Launches Groundbreaking Business Venture: Actually Selling Products Instead of Just Posting About Them Culture
- 25 Tech Company Discovers Revolutionary Cost-Cutting Strategy: Firing People Who Actually Know How to Train AI Tech
- 19 President Shocked Federal Judge Expects Him to Follow Basic Court Rules During Press Freedom Assault Politics
- 19 ABC Discovers Revolutionary Comedy Strategy: Eliminating Comedy When Government Doesn’t Find It Funny Politics
- 17 Metropolitan Metros Unveil AI Coaching System That Exclusively Generates Motivational Clichés Sports
- 17 Fortune 500 Company Launches Revolutionary “Actual Work” Initiative After $50 Billion AI Investment Shows Zero Results Business
- 12 Amazon Prime Video Announces Revolutionary ‘Commercial Break Experience’ as Core Platform Feature Business
- 12 Nation’s Strategic Thoughts and Prayers Reserve Faces Critical Shortage Following Utah Campus Shooting Politics
- 09 What to Expect from Apple’s ‘Awe Dropping’ Event: Revolutionary Incrementalism Awaits Tech
- 08 Jeep Recalls 90,000 Vehicles After Engineers ‘Completely Distracted’ by Six-Year Hollow Knight Wait Business
- 08 French Government Collapse Inspires Corporate ‘Confidence Vote’ Trend Across America World
- 08 USTA Implements ‘Presidential Protection Protocols’ After Trump US Open Delay Politics
- 06 AI Companies Launch ‘Great Apology Tour’ Following Anthropic’s $1.5 Billion Settlement Tech
- 06 Donald Trump’s America: Project Rename Everything Continues Politics
- 04 NFL Teams Shocked to Discover September Games Actually Count Toward Playoff Standings Sports
- 04 US Open Fans Line Up Three Hours for Cocktails, Miss Entire Tennis Match, Call It ‘Worth It’ Sports
- 04 Meta Admits Defeat: Plans to Outsource AI to Companies That Actually Know What They’re Doing Tech
- 04 Tech Giants Invest $155 Billion in AI, Virtual Assistants Still Confused by ‘Play My Music’ Tech
- 04 Influencers Discover Content Creation Requires More Than Perfect Lighting and Sponsored Posts Culture
- 04 Streaming Services Discover Radical New Concept: Completing Stories They Started Culture
- 03 US Military Mistakes Venezuelan Drug Boat for Luxury Cruise, Issues Formal Apology to Caribbean Tourism Board World
- 03 Corporate America Discovers Diversity Was Just a Fad, Thousands of Chief Diversity Officers Shocked to Learn They Were Hired as Human Shields Business
- 03 Congress Returns From Vacation Shocked to Discover They Still Have Jobs Requiring Actual Work Politics
- 03 Pentagon Solves Immigration Crisis by Deploying People Who Usually Handle Court Martials as Civilian Judges Politics
- 02 Internet Declares Trump Dead Over Labor Day Weekend, He Responds by Moving Space Force to Alabama Politics
- 01 Politicians Gather to Honor American Workers, Carefully Avoid Mentioning Actual Worker Conditions Politics
- 01 Retail Workers Celebrate Labor Day by Working Retail, Management Calls It ‘Festive’ Culture
- 01 Gig Economy Workers Celebrate Labor Day Between Deliveries, Plan 37-Second Break Tech