October 2026
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October 2026 41
- 31 Court Tells Important Man His Lawsuit Has No Merit, Just Like It Would Anyone Else Politics
- 30 Broadway Announces 2026 Season Consisting Entirely of Things You Have Already Seen, Reassuringly Culture
- 30 NFL Introduces Mandatory Post-Touchdown Press Conference So Players Can Immediately Explain What the Celebration Did Not Mean Sports
- 30 DoorDash to Acquire Instacart in $17 Billion Deal to Finally Let One App Fail to Deliver Both Your Dinner and Your Groceries Business
- 30 Study Finding Two-Thirds of Teens Use AI Chatbots Commissioned by Adults Who Built the Chatbots Tech
- 29 Foreign Correspondent Files Breaking European News Without Specifying Which News, or Which Part of Europe World
- 28 Alaska Ballot Now Requires Voters to Specify Which Dan Sullivan They Mean Politics
- 28 Nelson Peltz Offers $1.4 Billion to Take Wendy's Private, Which Is a Lot to Pay for a Table Where No One Can See You Eat Business
- 27 Microsoft Clarifies That 60,000 Employees Are Being Freed, Not Fired Tech
- 26 Packers Rip Referees After Penalties, Citing the Well-Known Rule That Contact Should Be Legal When It Is Them Doing It Sports
- 26 My Wife Has 80,000 Dollars Saved and I Have 2.2 Million. Am I Wrong to Be, as I Put It, Shocked Business
- 26 r/opensource Bans AI, Non-English Speakers, and, in a Later Edit, the Concept of Asking Questions Tech
- 26 Inflation Is Running at Half the Rate It Was, and the Country Is Exactly as Furious as Before Politics
- 25 Serbian Strongman Concedes Election to a List of Students, Who Will Govern Between Classes World
- 24 White House Confirms On-Site Cheesecake Factory, Weighs McDonald's With Real Gold Arches Politics
- 24 A Movie About an Actor Made of Clay Is No. 1 in America, and Our Critic Has Questions Culture
- 23 Bookmakers Name Jack Lowden Favorite To Play James Bond, A Role Our Critic Has Already Reviewed Culture
- 23 World Series Features Two Teams That Have Never Won It, Leaving Nation Unsure Who It Is Supposed To Be Tired Of Sports
- 23 Trump Closes In On 80-Year Polling Record, Our Model Calls It The Most Exciting Race To The Bottom Since Truman Politics
- 23 Chameleon Rescued From Georgia Tree Insists It Was Not Stuck, Was Simply Blending In Culture
- 22 Editor's Note: This Institution Was Not Absent for Three Days, It Was Insufficiently Present Culture
- 19 Canadian Tourist Convicted of Animal Cruelty After Mistaking Las Vegas Flamingo Habitat for a Gift Shop Culture
- 19 Trump Closes Public Golf Course for 15 Months to Make It More Accessible to Tournaments Politics
- 19 Philadelphia Arrests Woman for Standing in Front of Delivery Robot, Restoring Robot's Right to Not Be Looked At Tech
- 19 Elon Musk Pledges One SpaceX Share to Every American Child, Who Are Advised Not to Spend It Yet Business
- 19 Researchers Travel Five Days to Remote Pacific Island to Confirm Amelia Earhart's Plane Is Trees World
- 16 China and North Korea Open New Bridge After a 12-Year Pause to Confirm They Were Still Friends World
- 16 KFC Ends Four-Decade Relationship With Pepsi, Says It Needs Someone Who Pairs Better With Chicken Business
- 16 Katie Zacharia Out After Five Days as White House Kindergarten Clears Her Cubby Politics
- 16 College Football Playoff Plans 24-Team Field to Make the Season More Meaningful, Starting by Canceling the Conference Championships Sports
- 16 Tesla Unveils Flying Roadster That Goes From 0 to 60 in Under a Second and From Deposit to Delivery in About 11 Years Tech
- 16 Leaked Ballroom Donor List Reveals Corporate America Is Simply Very Passionate About Dancing Politics
- 15 Harry and Meghan Visit Nottingham as Private Citizens, With an Itinerary Published to the Minute World
- 15 Shrinkflation Reaches Video Game Controllers as Xbox Unveils One That Fits in Your Pocket Business
- 15 Seventy-Five Years Later, I Love Lucy Is Still the Funniest Thing on Television Culture
- 15 In My Day, Being a Grouch Was a Full-Time Job, Not a 'National Day' Culture
- 15 Inspiring Creator Builds Loyal Livestream Audience by Showing Exactly How He Breaks His Lifetime Pharma Ban Tech
- 14 White House Opens Kindergarten Classroom for Its Own Staff After Press Secretary's First Week Politics
- 14 Region Braces for National I Love You Day, a Holiday Born From a 2015 Movie Marketing Campaign That Nobody Has Been Able to Cancel Culture
- 14 Apple Unveils Revolutionary New Home Device That Longtime Fans Note Is Just the 2002 iMac Wearing a Fake Mustache Tech
- 13 Regional Dispatch Returns From 11-Month Investigation Into Whether Anyone Noticed It Was Gone Culture