Vol. II, No. 188 From Our Region to Yours

The Archive

2026

102 stories.

November 2026 61

  1. 13 Fastest Ocean Liner Ever Built Keeps Hundreds of Boaters Waiting All Afternoon to Watch It Sink Culture
  2. 12 Chuck Schumer Has the Votes. A Secret Ballot Will Let Him Know Which Ones. Politics
  3. 12 Speaker Johnson Reports a Consensus Developing in Congress. Nobody Make Any Sudden Movements. Politics
  4. 11 Spanish Prime Minister Urges Workers to Strike Over Housing Crisis, Which He Is in Charge Of World
  5. 11 Cindy Hyde-Smith Told Mississippi It Had Other Options. Mississippi Picked One. Politics
  6. 11 Warner Bros. Revives 'You've Got Mail,' a Story About a Big Company Swallowing a Small One, a Month After Being Swallowed Culture
  7. 11 Amazon Unveils Flying Security Camera That Guards Your Home for Eight Minutes, Provided You Own No Mirrors Tech
  8. 11 White House: Changing the Oval Office Needs Congress, Building a 250-Foot Arch Does Not Politics
  9. 10 House Republicans Pick Jim Jordan to Lead Them in the Minority, and This Reporter Is Long Brawling Politics
  10. 10 Three House Committees Want Jensen Huang Behind Closed Doors, and This Reporter Is Long Doors Business
  11. 09 Californians Reject Billionaire Tax After Billionaires Spend More Than $350 Million Explaining Why It Was Bad for Californians Business
  12. 09 Lauren Boebert Moved to Colorado's Safest Republican Seat So She Wouldn't Lose, Loses Politics
  13. 09 NASA Is Hiring Astronauts to Live on the Moon; Applicants Are Advised the Sea of Tranquility Has No Fish Tech
  14. 09 Blades Brown, 19, Wins on the PGA Tour; Golf Historians Cannot Agree Whether He Is the Youngest in 88 Years or 95 Sports
  15. 09 Supreme Court Clears Border Construction in Big Bend, Where the Landscape Had Been Doing the Job for Free Politics
  16. 09 American Pope Makes the Trip to Argentina the Argentine Pope Never Made, Brings a Note About the Budget World
  17. 09 Trump Finds Dan Sullivan Ahead in Alaska After Adding the Other Dan Sullivan Politics
  18. 09 Judge Rules Miami-Dade Elections Chief's Recount Prediction 'Really Dumb,' Lets Her Run the Recount Politics
  19. 08 TwitchCon Expands Free Ticket Giveaway After Streamers Politely Decline Free Tickets Tech
  20. 08 Nvidia Board Opens Independent Investigation Into Jensen Huang, Asks the Leather Jacket to Recuse Itself Business
  21. 07 Trump Offers Dana White the Press Secretary Job and Six UFC Fighters to Handle Follow-Ups Politics
  22. 07 SNY Cancels SportsNite, Replaces Website With 'More of an Informational Approach' Sports
  23. 06 CBS Sports Publishes AI Exact-Score Predictions for Every Week 9 Game, Shows You One Tech
  24. 06 Waldo Cortes-Acosta Wants All of Josh Hokit's Teeth, Becoming Heavyweight Division's First Collector Sports
  25. 06 Steve Scalise Asks GOP Chairmen to Draw Up Democrats' Target List for Them Politics
  26. 06 Stephen Miller Replaces Susie Wiles as Chief of Staff, Inherits the Marble Briefs Politics
  27. 06 Tesla Winds Down the Cybertruck After Selling 8 Percent of What Musk Promised, Some to Musk's Other Company Business
  28. 06 Trump's Triumphal Arch Wins Final Approval, Enjoys Nearly an Hour of It Politics
  29. 06 Netflix Announces Stranger Things Prequel Set Before the Stranger Things Prequel Tech
  30. 06 Miami-Dade Elections Chief Called the Recount Before It Started and Isn't Sure Whether She's Related to It Politics
  31. 05 Karen Bass Loses Her First Election, to a Candidate Who Decided to Run the Night Before the Deadline Politics
  32. 05 Networks Confirm Mike Lawler's Tuesday Projection That Mike Lawler Lost Politics
  33. 05 Trump Declares His Renovations a National Monument to Protect Them From Future Renovations Politics
  34. 05 Harmeet Dhillon Says She Resigned Three Weeks Ago and Was Asked to Hold It Until After the Midterms Politics
  35. 05 Gabe Evans Wants a Recount of the Race He Lost by More Than 30,000 Votes Politics
  36. 05 Cristiano Ronaldo Retires From Portugal One Day Before Finding Out Whether He Made the Squad Sports
  37. 04 GOP House Campaign Chief Richard Hudson Loses the One Seat He Could Watch Personally Politics
  38. 04 Texas Republicans Redrew Five Districts to Win Them, Won One, and It Is Their Only Pickup in America Politics
  39. 04 Paul LePage Declares Victory in Maine, Announces 20-Hour Nap, Leaves Counting to Maine Politics
  40. 04 Bill Huizenga Gave Up a Senate Run to Protect His House Seat, Will Have Neither in January Politics
  41. 04 Dan Patrick Finds Texas Election Fair, Will Not Be Offering a Reward for Evidence Otherwise Politics
  42. 04 Trump Blames Fox News for Midterm Losses, Announces Career Change to Political Pundit Politics
  43. 04 Wall Street Rallies on News That Washington Will Get Nothing Done for Two Years Business
  44. 04 Joe Lombardo, the Only Challenger to Unseat a Governor in 2022, Has Now Seen It From Both Sides Politics
  45. 04 Mississippi Senate Race Down to 43 Votes, Which Our Model Rounds Up to a Landslide Politics
  46. 04 Ohio Phases Out Vivek Ramaswamy Ahead of Schedule, Leaves Income Tax for Later Politics
  47. 04 Kansas Elects First Democratic Senator in 94 Years; Anglers Say They Have Waited Longer for Less Politics
  48. 04 Texas Democrats End 32-Year Republican Winning Streak, and Our Model Saw It Coming Politics
  49. 04 Democrats Take the House, Will Spend the Next Two Years Being Blamed for It Politics
  50. 04 Elon Musk Pivots to Data Centers in Space After Earth Declines to Host Them Tech
  51. 04 Susan Collins Term-Limited by Exactly the Method She Recommended Politics
  52. 03 Roy Cooper Wins North Carolina Senate Seat, Now Has to Go to the Senate Politics
  53. 03 Gamers Given Until Next Tuesday to Decide Which of Their Other Games They Love Less Than 'GTA 6' Tech
  54. 02 Judge Dismisses Justice Department's Harvard Admissions Suit After Government Skips the Part Where You Say 'Or Else' Politics
  55. 02 Justice Department Asks Supreme Court to Set Aside 20,000 California Ballots From a List Where 42 Percent of the Names Aren't on the Voter Rolls Politics
  56. 02 Hackers Turn Europe's Smart Supermarket Freezers Into Smart Supermarket Ovens Tech
  57. 02 Judge Tosses Case Against Ex-FBI Officials After Finding the Investigation Was Mostly a Deadline Politics
  58. 02 Man Who Walked 31,000 Miles to Get Home Asked by Mother Whether He Wants a Lift Anywhere Tomorrow World
  59. 02 Russia and Ukraine Finally Find Common Ground: Emergency Apps That Anyone Can Send Alerts From Tech
  60. 01 Judge Rejects Federal Plan to Lose the Alaska Senate Race in Advance Politics
  61. 01 Man Who Has Never Run Farther Than the Mailbox Files 26.2-Mile Marathon Recap Sports

October 2026 41

  1. 31 Court Tells Important Man His Lawsuit Has No Merit, Just Like It Would Anyone Else Politics
  2. 30 Broadway Announces 2026 Season Consisting Entirely of Things You Have Already Seen, Reassuringly Culture
  3. 30 NFL Introduces Mandatory Post-Touchdown Press Conference So Players Can Immediately Explain What the Celebration Did Not Mean Sports
  4. 30 DoorDash to Acquire Instacart in $17 Billion Deal to Finally Let One App Fail to Deliver Both Your Dinner and Your Groceries Business
  5. 30 Study Finding Two-Thirds of Teens Use AI Chatbots Commissioned by Adults Who Built the Chatbots Tech
  6. 29 Foreign Correspondent Files Breaking European News Without Specifying Which News, or Which Part of Europe World
  7. 28 Alaska Ballot Now Requires Voters to Specify Which Dan Sullivan They Mean Politics
  8. 28 Nelson Peltz Offers $1.4 Billion to Take Wendy's Private, Which Is a Lot to Pay for a Table Where No One Can See You Eat Business
  9. 27 Microsoft Clarifies That 60,000 Employees Are Being Freed, Not Fired Tech
  10. 26 Packers Rip Referees After Penalties, Citing the Well-Known Rule That Contact Should Be Legal When It Is Them Doing It Sports
  11. 26 My Wife Has 80,000 Dollars Saved and I Have 2.2 Million. Am I Wrong to Be, as I Put It, Shocked Business
  12. 26 r/opensource Bans AI, Non-English Speakers, and, in a Later Edit, the Concept of Asking Questions Tech
  13. 26 Inflation Is Running at Half the Rate It Was, and the Country Is Exactly as Furious as Before Politics
  14. 25 Serbian Strongman Concedes Election to a List of Students, Who Will Govern Between Classes World
  15. 24 White House Confirms On-Site Cheesecake Factory, Weighs McDonald's With Real Gold Arches Politics
  16. 24 A Movie About an Actor Made of Clay Is No. 1 in America, and Our Critic Has Questions Culture
  17. 23 Bookmakers Name Jack Lowden Favorite To Play James Bond, A Role Our Critic Has Already Reviewed Culture
  18. 23 World Series Features Two Teams That Have Never Won It, Leaving Nation Unsure Who It Is Supposed To Be Tired Of Sports
  19. 23 Trump Closes In On 80-Year Polling Record, Our Model Calls It The Most Exciting Race To The Bottom Since Truman Politics
  20. 23 Chameleon Rescued From Georgia Tree Insists It Was Not Stuck, Was Simply Blending In Culture
  21. 22 Editor's Note: This Institution Was Not Absent for Three Days, It Was Insufficiently Present Culture
  22. 19 Canadian Tourist Convicted of Animal Cruelty After Mistaking Las Vegas Flamingo Habitat for a Gift Shop Culture
  23. 19 Trump Closes Public Golf Course for 15 Months to Make It More Accessible to Tournaments Politics
  24. 19 Philadelphia Arrests Woman for Standing in Front of Delivery Robot, Restoring Robot's Right to Not Be Looked At Tech
  25. 19 Elon Musk Pledges One SpaceX Share to Every American Child, Who Are Advised Not to Spend It Yet Business
  26. 19 Researchers Travel Five Days to Remote Pacific Island to Confirm Amelia Earhart's Plane Is Trees World
  27. 16 China and North Korea Open New Bridge After a 12-Year Pause to Confirm They Were Still Friends World
  28. 16 KFC Ends Four-Decade Relationship With Pepsi, Says It Needs Someone Who Pairs Better With Chicken Business
  29. 16 Katie Zacharia Out After Five Days as White House Kindergarten Clears Her Cubby Politics
  30. 16 College Football Playoff Plans 24-Team Field to Make the Season More Meaningful, Starting by Canceling the Conference Championships Sports
  31. 16 Tesla Unveils Flying Roadster That Goes From 0 to 60 in Under a Second and From Deposit to Delivery in About 11 Years Tech
  32. 16 Leaked Ballroom Donor List Reveals Corporate America Is Simply Very Passionate About Dancing Politics
  33. 15 Harry and Meghan Visit Nottingham as Private Citizens, With an Itinerary Published to the Minute World
  34. 15 Shrinkflation Reaches Video Game Controllers as Xbox Unveils One That Fits in Your Pocket Business
  35. 15 Seventy-Five Years Later, I Love Lucy Is Still the Funniest Thing on Television Culture
  36. 15 In My Day, Being a Grouch Was a Full-Time Job, Not a 'National Day' Culture
  37. 15 Inspiring Creator Builds Loyal Livestream Audience by Showing Exactly How He Breaks His Lifetime Pharma Ban Tech
  38. 14 White House Opens Kindergarten Classroom for Its Own Staff After Press Secretary's First Week Politics
  39. 14 Region Braces for National I Love You Day, a Holiday Born From a 2015 Movie Marketing Campaign That Nobody Has Been Able to Cancel Culture
  40. 14 Apple Unveils Revolutionary New Home Device That Longtime Fans Note Is Just the 2002 iMac Wearing a Fake Mustache Tech
  41. 13 Regional Dispatch Returns From 11-Month Investigation Into Whether Anyone Noticed It Was Gone Culture